Let me get up on my soapbox for just one moment... Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls...
The only people to whom spray tans look good are Oompah Loompahs. The particular shade of orange that results from a spray tan will never render a human being as looking healthy. Please from this moment forward cease and desist from applying this CR*P to your skin before special events (such as weddings).
If, having read this, you decide to have a spray tan applied. Please, please, please have a shower and be fully dry before adding white clothing. One poor unfortunate I met recently sweat orange stuff through his shirt and asked the photographer (me) what could be done... I am forever grateful that I found the sense not to say what I thought (he copped enough of that from his friends... The poor thing). I just mentioned something about photoshop being pretty good these days!!!
I am stepping off my soapbox now... Over and out!
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